le-zoot.tumblr.com is my bby
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
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“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden
wow
this is FANTASTIC!
Astounding
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four for you drake bell
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i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.
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russiandirectionerandbelieber:
reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
why not
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
here goes nothing
well lets see
love this
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
you :(
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
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god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
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my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?
what
no idea
im laughi gng so had r
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Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
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imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries:
reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
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Do you see this girl right here. She took this pic when she was home alone and heard someone breaking into her house. She was kidnapped that night. Her body was found at the bottom of a river. Reblog before 3am or she’ll appear in your closet and kill you.
IAN
FUCK YOU
I scrolled past this and I had to go searching for it in my dash because I didn’t want to die
fuck this is a fEAR OF MINE AND I HATE YOU
sorry guys but i am taking 0 chancesOMG I’M SORRY GUYS
people on Tumblr never lie
Dammit.
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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this
